I love The Thing. Now, I know people say "I love" all the damn time, and it usually applies to impracticable things. However, I can't stress it enough, I love The Thing. What if The Thing was told in two minutes, would I still be as into as I am? Throw some crazy aspect, like, oh, claymation in the mix, and who knows what's could happen. What's that? Oh, yeah, your right. The Thing told in two minutes, in claymation, is below!